lickitungrapunxel:

“Do you want pizza for dinner?”

the-sonic-url:

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

Reblog if your dick glows in the dark.

thespacegoat:

thethismanyboyfriendsclub:

the barista at Starbucks just told me to enjoy my illusion of free will

they probably have a degree in philosophy which would explain why they’re a barista at starbucks